Better than sex?

Of course there are actually a few reasons why a gun is better...

Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman.

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back!

#9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is better than a woman.

#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman.

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back!

#9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is better than a woman.

#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman.

#10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back!

#9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the
road.

#8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably
let you try it out a few times.

#7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is better than a woman.

#1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' Ronald Reagan

Thanks for this posting Doug.

Even the wife laughed at all of the jokes except the one about a silencer.

An armed society is a polite society.

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USA 1776 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Callahan's Auto Mag Joined: 01 Jun 2014 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 364	Post Options Post Reply Quote USA 1776 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Topic: Better than sex? Posted: 07 Mar 2021 at 8:53pm
	F Found this on Ebay, never seen another one. Probably homemade?
	'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' Ronald Reagan

USA 1776 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Callahan's Auto Mag Joined: 01 Jun 2014 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 364	Post Options Post Reply Quote USA 1776 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 07 Mar 2021 at 9:00pm
	Of course there are actually a few reasons why a gun is better... Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman. #10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back! #9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 Guns function normally every day of the month. #3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is better than a woman. #1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman. #10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back! #9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 Guns function normally every day of the month. #3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is better than a woman. #1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN Top 10 reasons a gun is better than a woman. #10 You can trade an old 44 for a new 22 and even get money back! #9 You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8 If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7 Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6 Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5 A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4 Guns function normally every day of the month. #3 A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2 A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is better than a woman. #1 YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN
	'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' Ronald Reagan

USA 1776 Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Callahan's Auto Mag Joined: 01 Jun 2014 Location: Florida Status: Offline Points: 364	Post Options Post Reply Quote USA 1776 Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 07 Mar 2021 at 9:02pm
	Sorry, didnt mean to duplicate that 3 times...I copy/pasted it and the words didnt show up in the box, so tried again...twice!
	'It has been said that politics is the second oldest profession. I have learned that it bears a striking resemblance to the first.' Ronald Reagan

Dances with AutoMags Members Profile Send Private Message Find Members Posts Add to Buddy List Callahan's Auto Mag Joined: 13 Oct 2011 Location: Valley Glen Status: Offline Points: 613	Post Options Post Reply Quote Dances with AutoMags Report Post Thanks(0) Quote Reply Posted: 11 Mar 2021 at 2:58pm
	Thanks for this posting Doug. Even the wife laughed at all of the jokes except the one about a silencer.
	An armed society is a polite society.